No Word from the Lord

Lee at Verbum Ipsum: "Jesus never said a word about about highway appropriation bills or FCC regulations!"

His point (or at least as I take it) - this is intellectual laziness - whether from the left (never said anything about abortion, homosexuality) or from the right (never said anything about environmentalism or government subsidies).

I once made the point to someone I was helping interview who brought up the "Jesus never said a word about it" line re: homosexuality that any theology that could fit on a bumper sticker was suspect to me.

Anyhow, I'd like to play a game. Feel free to join in. The more outlandish the better.

Jesus never said a word about...

SUVs
antidepressants(so there, Tom Cruise!)
post whoring (or comment whoring, in blogworld)
breastfeeding in public (hi, Annette!)
Social Security
watching "R"-rated movies
fairly-traded coffee
maple trees
public broadcasting
the flat tax
illegal immigrants
bubble-gum flavored ice cream (I'm against it)
DVD players in cars (ditto)